Russian man ‘marries’ a pizza because love between humans is ‘too complicated’

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Deep-an meaningful relationship: A lonely Russian pizza fan fed up of not having a better half has ‘married’ his favourite food

Struggling to find the love of your life? It’s a pizza cake for this Russian groom.The un-named man married a pizza after becoming fed up with being single.

The bizarre wedding ceremony took place in a pizzeria in the city of Tomsk in south-central Russia.

The newlywed admitted he did not have a ‘deep-pan’ meaningful relationship with his ‘bride’, but had the idea after deciding there was ‘mushroom’ for improvement in traditional relationships between two people.

A lonely Russian gourmet fed up of not having a better half has married a pizza.
The man who was not named said he came up with the idea because he was fed up of being alone
The happy couple: The groom said his friends are always moaning about their relationships
A lonely Russian gourmet fed up of not having a better half has married a pizza.
The man who was not named said he came up with the idea because he was fed up of being alone
A lonely Russian gourmet fed up of not having a better half has married a pizza.
The man who was not named said he came up with the idea because he was fed up of being alone
Well wishers: Others in the pizza restaurant congratulate the newlyweds

So in the end the unusual ceremony went ahead in one of the city’s pizzerias.

Managers and cooks at the restaurant even went as far as to provide the man with a marriage certificate, and the pizza bride was covered in a bridal veil.

Earlier this year an American woman named Linda ‘married’ a rollercoaster called Bruce.

Linda is married to Bruce, a fairground ride
Unlikely couple: Linda is married to Bruce – a fairground ride

Speaking to a US TV station she said: “Some women like tall men, some women like men with a colorful personality, he’s got all of that,” she says in the show.

“To me, Bruce is just amazing when he stands up and is spread out.”

Credit: Mirror

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